February 2012
dumbpointyanimeshades:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
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africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
it’s me
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
But... women can buy birth control at stores. I don't get this : I
I think they're referring to how a birth control related hearing did not have a single woman involved.
carrotsforferrets:
popcornmassacre:
can’t there just be a gay character on TV that’s personality does not consist 100% of their sexuality
Jason Stinson, Barney Stinson’s Brother, How I met your Mother
Mitchell, Modern Family
Max, Happy Endings
And Rainbow Dash from MLP:FIM
OH AND BY THE WAY, THESE ARE ALL AMERICAN SHOWS. Not to say America is the greatest in the world, but it does...
my 2012 election slogan
carrotsforferrets:
time-traveling-unicorns:
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
agreed
I think it should just be:
“OBAMA: I KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN…”
“…”
“NO SERIOUSLY, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?”
no I like the first one more
it’s fucking true
Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
didneyworl-no-uta:
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Eating disorder awareness week: Eating Attitudes...
thed0peshow:
This is adapted from the Johns Hopkins Hospital eating attitudes test. This is not a professional diagnosis, but I would say that if ten or more apply to you, definitely consider getting help. I’m posting this as A) a wake-up call for those in denial, B) a guide to those who are unsure, and C) proof that you do not have to be at an unhealthy weight to have unhealthy thoughts about...
It’s funny how when I go on Zodiaccity, the posts are quite true for the people I know… Except some of them aren’t really true for me!
And I wonder why.
I guess it’s because I’m The Oracle. OHOHO
hadalpelagic-heart asked: I still dont think anon hate is good at all, They could have phrased it more politely...
hadalpelagic-heart asked: What anons is some bitch/bastard
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hadalpelagic-heart asked: What happened? Are you ok?
THAT GIRL IS A BITCH AND I HATE HER BUT I DON'T...
HAVE I MENTIONED I HATE PEOPLE? POST
I REALLY HATE PEOPLE POST
I HATE PEOPLE POST
MORE SELF DEPRECIATIVE COMMENTS POST
HOW I TURN OFF MY TEARS POST
SELF LOATHING POST
BITCH POST
Anonymous asked: Honestly would you shut the fuck up? You keep putting these double startards about people complaining and whining and thats all YOU EVER do, Jeez, And when you're not bitching about that you're bitching about people getting sad because that makes YOU sad?! Well thats just too fucking bad get off the internet then or grow up
blossomblogs:
ibelieveinethan replied to your post: So pleased with my routine today that I’m going to…
I love all your posts- it’s so refreshing to see someone who doesn’t just rant and complain all the time ;w;
Is this a joke? I rant an complain more than anyone i know hahah no but thank you that’s really nice to hear! Glad you like them :) xxxx
NO WAY whenever you complain or whatever you...
Today marks the beginning of National Eating...
